A picture is worth 1000 words
Submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side
Fades@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I went through a total dickectomy and that made me to “aaaaaahh!”
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Wait. Back up; you’re going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Don’t stick your dick in these holes”
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Is… Is that Jack Black?
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.
It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
The fuck did I just witness?
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The brilliance of Mr. Show. Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and Jack Black.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 months ago
When she jerks you off for the first time
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 months ago
He’s got an angry inch.
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 months ago
Six inches forward and five inches back
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Glory days, oh they pass you by glory days in the wink of a young girls eye glory days glory daaaa aays
nl4real@lemmy.world 3 months ago
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Gory hole
Godnroc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Someone’s certainly taking the L here.