may you live in interesting times

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I dont want to make lemonade anymore, I’d like to sit on the grass for a while.

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• Signtist@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, there’s your problem - you forgot the sugar, so all you’ve made is lemon juice.

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  • Addv4@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Looks at current price of sugar” - Lemon juice it is!

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.

  Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.

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  • wazzupdog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

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• OyenFuton@monyet.cc ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

  • Totally not Cave Johnson

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That portal 2 bit is brilliant

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• marito@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

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  • poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, he couldn’t get away from the line.

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Subscription to the lemon pipe is also $17.99/mo.

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• Soundhole@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is this is n shitpost? Go crosspost this to /comics or /memes or whatever, it’s great.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image is missing a cut throat capitalist selling the lemons and lemonade.

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• Cosmos7349@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/10/05

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least they don’t have a black body, bloodshot eyes and a creepy cheeky smile.

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