I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn’t work. I’m a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.
A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy
Submitted 4 months ago by asteriskeverything@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You forgot to flex your kegals
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.
ramble81@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Pro tip for guys (by a guy): Always make sure she has at least one orgasm before you blow your load. Commit to oral and you’ll go a long way.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 months ago
With good enough head game you can rule the world.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If someone spends the time to fake an orgasm to make me feel good then they are pretty cool.
LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Sure, sounds good in the short term. Probably better in the long term to be honest and figure out something that lets everyone to have an orgasm though.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 months ago
And lets people give orgasms. Someone who fakes an orgasm robs their partner of the opportunity to give orgasms.
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 4 months ago
Eh, it’s better to communicate with your partner and give them a chance to get you there by other means.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
This assumes that the person faking it expects continued interaction and/or safety. Women often fake it with flings when they simply want things to finish and don’t want to have an awkward conversation with the person they never intend to see again. They also fake it to avoid confrontation due to perceived emasculation.
Now, if you feel safe in your non-transient relationship, this is literally the best advice in the world.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 months ago
spoken like an incel who doesn’t understand trust.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Which one is the incel?
Me or the one I’m having sex with?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
look you guys gotta understand that women’s orgasm is a bit different. We can have amazing sex and not orgasm and it’s ok. A woman can orgasm without even touching herself, that’s how “in the head” we are. Its good either way. If you really want to make her cum try oral.
gaael@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ve had a penis since birth and I can still have amazing sex without orgasming. For me it’s more a matter of habit. When I started having sex, I wanted to orgasm every time. As I got more experienced, I started enjoying all the other stuff in sex more, and I regularly have sex with my partner without orgasming - most of my orgasms now come from masturbation.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Then why fake it?!?!? Just tell him you’re done.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Because men sometimes take it personally when they “can’t make you cum.” Occasionally they get mad and blame you. It’s safer to just hide it and figure it out later if necessary.