WITNESS ME
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Submitted 1 week ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 1 week ago
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.
“AWESOME!”
(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)
Norgur@fedia.io 1 week ago
Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I will if there’s coins on the other side.
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pfft, ez pz
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you take that left bankshot, sure
Spitzspot@lemmings.world 1 week ago
Hold me beer.
bulwark@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn’t slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I was on the same bus!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 week ago
Don’t date each other. I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 week ago
I’ve seen that movie… Keanu Reeves was in it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
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