Ball's in your court, Mikey.

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• ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Dude was cooking.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture of toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?

    Marianna clearly wins.

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    • mynachmadarch@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.

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    • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ’s nipple (rock hard version)

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  • JaN0h4ck@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.

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• RidderSport@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not a toaster, it’s a toaster coaster holster.

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    • RidderSport@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is a nice rhyme, I still don’t see the benefit though

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  • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because it looks like bread/toast

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    • RidderSport@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So this reserved is the origin of “if you’re brave enough”? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?

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• Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So username is It’s Marianna?

  She’s talking about herself in third person?

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!

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    • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!

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    • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.

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  • SacralPlexus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a-me, Mario!

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• byroon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible

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  • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Especially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too…

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  • bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just use floppy disks

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with ceramic coasters? That’s what we use.

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    • Xephonian@retrolemmy.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      stone/non-glazed ceramic works ok because it’s porous and absorbs the condensation. These look like glazed ceramic which won’t work well. In high humidity environments there’s so much water the coaster will start to stick to the glass or it’ll spill off onto the surface you are trying to protect, it’s just not ideal.

      Best coasters I’ve found are rubber with a felt/fabric insert. They never move or stick to the glass and the felt has enough surface area to evaporate the water.

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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not to mention there’s only two per toaster

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    • absentbird@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is the usual number.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is she posting about herself in the third person?

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• Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This could be straight out of Bob’s Burgers.

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man… go easy on Mariana? You’re all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters

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