For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Dude was cooking.
Ball's in your court, Mikey.
Submitted 1 month ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture of toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
Marianna clearly wins.
mynachmadarch@kbin.social 1 month ago
I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 month ago
I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ’s nipple (rock hard version)
JaN0h4ck@feddit.de 1 month ago
Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.
RidderSport@feddit.de 1 month ago
Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not a toaster, it’s a toaster coaster holster.
RidderSport@feddit.de 1 month ago
That is a nice rhyme, I still don’t see the benefit though
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because it looks like bread/toast
RidderSport@feddit.de 1 month ago
So this reserved is the origin of “if you’re brave enough”? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?
letsgo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 month ago
So username is It’s Marianna?
She’s talking about herself in third person?
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.
SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a-me, Mario!
byroon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Especially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too…
bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I just use floppy disks
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s wrong with ceramic coasters? That’s what we use.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
stone/non-glazed ceramic works ok because it’s porous and absorbs the condensation. These look like glazed ceramic which won’t work well. In high humidity environments there’s so much water the coaster will start to stick to the glass or it’ll spill off onto the surface you are trying to protect, it’s just not ideal.
Best coasters I’ve found are rubber with a felt/fabric insert. They never move or stick to the glass and the felt has enough surface area to evaporate the water.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Not to mention there’s only two per toaster
absentbird@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That is the usual number.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is she posting about herself in the third person?
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This could be straight out of Bob’s Burgers.
Snapz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man… go easy on Mariana? You’re all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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