I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
Describe an episode in the worst possible way
Submitted 5 months ago by Stampela@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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zcd@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse
ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 5 months ago
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Child actors in an elevator.
SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Might be my favorite bottle episode
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 5 months ago
A boy nearly gets murdered for catching a ball.
ipacialsection@startrek.website 5 months ago
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
_NetNomad@kbin.run 5 months ago
young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
podperson@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
yuri@pawb.social 5 months ago
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
Donkter@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Unironically my favorite TNG episode.
Hackworth@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Picard learns to play the flute.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Crusher plays a flute.
Jarix@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ghosted
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 5 months ago
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge. Forces friends to play boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Stampela@startrek.website 5 months ago
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
octesian@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He said “an” episode, not every episode
erev@lemmy.world 5 months ago
riker shows a genderqueer person it’s okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can’t give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe’d.
starkraving666@jorts.horse 5 months ago
@mindbleach @Stampela holy shit
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.
Kory@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
A crew member’s mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
mrbn@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 5 months ago
Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he’s fated to become his own ancestor.
LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 5 months ago
Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.
Wogi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B’ellana is because the show couldn’t afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.
Cagi@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
ringwraithfish@startrek.website 5 months ago
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
OP said worst. That’s the best.