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• NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My mother would always just say “Fine then, don’t eat”, and then I’d get hungry later and she’d say that’s just too bad

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “If you don’t eat you’ll regret it!”

    “Slippery slope.”

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    • Baizey@feddit.dk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because of the implications?

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For me it would be “Fine then, dont eat” and then i wouldnt eat anything

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• runswithjedi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you don’t eat you’ll die.

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  • Xirup@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Appeal to emotion fallacy.

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No one said they’d be sad about it.

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  " I own you, have absolute authority over you and don’t care about your opinion of it"

  “Oh a forum mod”

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    AMAB

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She’s about to break both his arms.

  Then he’ll need his mommy.

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Argumentum ad baculum

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cum laudely.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re on a different forum now.

    These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Different forum but the same people.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

      Different strokes for different folks

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I detect the the fallacist’s fallacy.

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about the phallus’s fallacy?

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• ErgoPropterHo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My porn acct name is finally relevant

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• thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s pro hoc, not cum hoc. which is to not say that it is not objectively, very funny.

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ha ha your mom hock my cum every night thru my jorts lol gottem

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  • lapes@kbin.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation#

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    • nahuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In this case, then, it would be pro hoc, since the crankiness comes after the not eating.

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  • Quik@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think you might mean “post hoc…” which is a more specific case of “cum hoc…” and sets focus on time/order of events

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Phallusy Fallacy: “You’re dick, therefore fuck you.”

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