Because it’s supposed to be something else
Comment on CrowdStrike downtime apparently caused by update that replaced a file with 42kb of zeroes
Gork@lemm.ee 5 months ago
How can all of those zeroes cause a major OS crash?
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 5 months ago
jared@mander.xyz 5 months ago
At least a few 1’s I imagine.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What if we put in a 2
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 months ago
kinkles@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Society isn’t ready for that
thurstylark@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Well, you see, the front fell off.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 months ago
The file is used to store values to use as denominators on some divisions down the process. Being all zeros is caused a division by zero erro. Pretty rookie mistake, you should do IFERROR(;0) when using divisions to avoid thay.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I disagree. I’d rather things crash than silently succeed or change the computation. They should have done better input and output validation, and gracefully fail into a recoverable state that sends a message to an admin to correct. A divide by zero doesn’t crash a system, it’s a recoverable error they should 100% detect and handle, hot sweep under the rug.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 months ago
Life pro tip: if you’re a python programmer you should use try: func() except: continue every time you run a function, that way ypu would never have errors on your code.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Lol.
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 5 months ago
that way ypu would never have errors on your code.
🤔
Morphit@feddit.uk 5 months ago
IFERROR(;0)
Maybe they should use a more appropriate development tool for their critical security platform than Excel.
urquell@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Well, the file shouldn’t be zeroes
lastjunkieonearth@lemdro.id 5 months ago
The front of the file fell off
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Windows
tiramichu@lemm.ee 5 months ago
If I send you on stage at the Olympic Games opening ceremony with a sealed envelope
And I say “This contains your script, just open it and read it”
And then when you open it, the script is blank
You’re gonna freak out
Gork@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Ah, makes sense. I guess a driver would completely freak out if that file gave no instructions and was just like “…”
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You would think that Microsoft would implement some basic error handing.
planish@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That’s what the BSOD is. It tries to bring the system back to a nice safe freshly-booted state where e.g. the fans are running and the GPU is not happily drawing several kilowatts and trying to catch fire.
Kaboom@reddthat.com 5 months ago
For most things, yes. But if someone were to compromise the file, stopping when they see it invalid is probably a good idea for security
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
Except “freak out” could have various manifestations.
In this case it was “burn down the venue”.
It should have been “I’m sorry, there’s been an issue, let’s move on to the next speaker”
Strykker@programming.dev 5 months ago
Except since it was an antivirus software the system is basically told “I must be running for you to finish booting”, which does make sense as it means the antivirus can watch the system before any malicious code can get it’s hooks into things.
Morphit@feddit.uk 5 months ago
I don’t think the kernel could continue like that. The driver runs in kernel mode and took a null pointer exception. The kernel can’t know how badly it’s been screwed by that, the only feasible option is to BSOD.
The driver itself is where the error handling should take place. First off it ought to have static checks to prove it can’t have trivial memory errors like this. Secondly, if a configuration file fails to load, it should make a determination about whether it’s safe to continue or halt the system to prevent a potential exploit. You know, instead of shitting its pants and letting Windows handle it.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It was more like “barricade the doors until a swat team sniper gets a clear shot at you”.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
Hmmmm.
More like standing there and loudly shitting your pants and spreading it around the stage.
tiramichu@lemm.ee 5 months ago
You’re right of course and that should be on Microsoft to better implement their driver loading. But yes.
Morphit@feddit.uk 5 months ago
The driver is in kernel mode. If it crashes, the kernel has no idea if any internal structures have been left in an inconsistent state. If it doesn’t halt then it has the potential to cause all sorts of damage.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 5 months ago
Computers have social anxiety.
Thann@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
The envelope contains a barrel of diesel and a lit flare
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Great layman’s explanation.
digdilem@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Nice analogy, except you’d check the script before you tried to use it. Computers are really good at crc/hash checking files to verify their integrity, and that’s exactly what a privileged process like antivirus should do with every source of information.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Maybe. But I’d like to think I’d just say something clever like, “says here that this year the pummel horse will be replaced by yours truly!”
Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Problem is that software cannot deal with unexpected situations like a human brain can. Computers do exactly what a programmer tells it to do, nothing more nothing less. So if a situation arises that the programmer hasn’t written code for, then there will be a crash.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
Poorly written code can’t.
In this case:
Is just poor code.
Hazzia@infosec.pub 5 months ago
I’m gonna take from this that we should have AI doing disaster recovery on all deployments. Tech CEO’s have been hyping AI up so much, what could possibly go wrong?
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What are the chances that Crowdstrike started using ai to do their update deployments, and they just won’t admit it?
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m nominating this for the “best metaphor of the day” award.
Well done!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
The ironic bit is, I’m sure more than a few people at Crowdstrike are preparing 3 envelopes right now.
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This guy ELI5s
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ah yes. So Windows is the screaming in terror version and other systems are the “oh, sorry everyone, looks like there’s an error. Let’s just move on to the next bit” version.