just to clarify, the man treating him was called Doctor.
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PugJesus@piefed.social 1 week ago
Explanation For Those Wondering: US President Garfield was the victim of an assassination attempt in 1881 AD. The bullet did not immediately kill him - in fact, he was in relatively good spirits about his chances over the coming weeks, though the danger was considered serious.
… the incompetent doctors who operated on him worsened the wound, caused an infection, and ensured the assassin’s bullet did its job of killing President Garfield.
He would pass away on a Monday.
He hates Mondays…
lime@feddit.nu 1 week ago
sj_zero 1 week ago federation: posted
Now that's a method the tiger moms need to pick up. "My daughter called lawyer, my son called doctor."
MohamedMoney@feddit.org 1 week ago
Wow, what a name. Doc Bliss.
toynbee@piefed.social 1 week ago
Prior to his untimely death, how did he feel about lasagna?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 week ago With his hands, after it had cooled a little. Just like everyone else.
nialv7@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The doctor also tried to feed him through his butthole…
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There is evidence that in emergencies oxygen can be administered through the rectum. Like a turtle.
lime@feddit.nu 6 days ago
oxygen yes, but this guy gave him daily beef stock enemas for months.