Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.

• Bademantel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh man, I’ve pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I sometimes piss in a jug in the back of the work van. When its cold out it gets pretty steamy and stinky.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think you might have bad kidneys

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    • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, I’ve got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe they just like asparagus.

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn’t a visible yellow mist. There isn’t a smell.

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    • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying

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