Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.

Bademantel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Forester@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you pissing into a fan?

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  • Bademantel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?

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    • Forester@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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      • TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh man, I’ve pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I sometimes piss in a jug in the back of the work van. When its cold out it gets pretty steamy and stinky.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think you might have bad kidneys

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      • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Nah, I’ve got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼‍♂️

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Maybe they just like asparagus.

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    • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.

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    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn’t a visible yellow mist. There isn’t a smell.

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      • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying

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• Sunforged@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Drink more water bruh.

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    3/4 to 1 and 1/2 canteens per hour per day is the recommendation for soldiers working in inclement weather, and even piss that clear wouldn’t get me pissing in the shower.

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    • alsimoneau@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And what’s that in non freedom units?

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      • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That equals about one metric fuck tonne.

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• HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’ve ever pissed on a campfire after eating asparagus, no piss related vapors will ever faze you again.

  Ask me how I know.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.

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