Comment on Bees

Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It says what it says

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  • Zulu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    True. Everyone knows car thiefs enjoy a nice bee snack. Venemous bees arent good enough, they need to be poisonous too now. We really are ignoring geneva conventions these days.

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• A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bees are only venomous if they sting you.

  But if you are eating delicious bee snacks out of a stolen purse, you’d need them to be poisoned to hurt the thief.

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I showed up here to make this joke too,haha

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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Username checks out? 😉

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• MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• DannyMac@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Would the bees be poisonous if one ingested a purse full of bees full of sting venom?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No. You still need to get stung in your mouth or throat, and that’s venom. You can eat bees til the cows come home.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You can eat bees til the cows come

      As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock it’s not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷

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  • supergrizzlybear@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    if you bite it and you die then its poisonous

    if it bites you and you die then its venomous

    so yeah i suppose it would

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You don’t have to die for it to be either.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Eh I have not tried lately, idk

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Then you are using the wrong Bee’s not our fault you don’t have degree in Bio-engineering.

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  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You don’t need to be a rocket surgeon to know bees aren’t poisonous, they’re venomous

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How do you know for certain that the bee isn’t coated in poison? Perhaps said bees wallowed in poison ivy effectively coating themselves in the leaves poisonous oil? We can’t assume, you know what they say about assumptions?

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• Ach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them.

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