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Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so

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    • UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      An edible that sets the sight stat to 0 might be an interesting idea

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      • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This seems excessive and cruel.

        Instead I think we should let her see, but in a way that she just absolutely cannot decipher what she’s seeing. 1/14th of a fortnight should do as far as length goes.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi

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    • GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How much stew are you making? We want to blind them, not turn them inside out!

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    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tell me you live in the Midwest or UK without telling me you live in the Midwest or UK.

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• faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses?

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?

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    • xilence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What did they do to deserve a whole year?

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      • calmblue75@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Rotation, not revolution. Rotation takes 1 day.

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???

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  • webadict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clearly, you don’t have the maternal instincts either.

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