ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”
I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that he woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.
I once encountered a coworker who had a friend who participated in no shave November.
According to the coworker, at the end of the month the friend quit his job, bought a bunch of flannel, and opened a brewery.
I never met the friend in question, but according to the coworker that’s a true story.
Wait did he stop nofap or stop masturbating on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night?
Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.
Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.
Some motherfuckers share too much
glowing?
We’ve all been there.
Semen becomes bioluminescent if too much of it accretes.
Santa asked him to guide his sleigh.
Santas going to get sleighed tonight.
In the dark.
Mwa@thelemmy.club 4 months ago
idk if this is true,but holy that doesnt sound healthy.
and maybe NNN isnt healthy aswell.
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just don’t shave for a month and you’re good.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Duh