Comment on Mid Career Marine Biology

Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Noone wants to be confused with a bottom assassin.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the assassassin is to be feared

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If there’s a “best” assassin, it only stands to reason that there’s also a “worst” assassin.

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well it would be stupid to say you are a bad assassin, think it through dummy.

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  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pull an “Albanian virus”:

    “Hi, I am an Albanian assassin but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to assassinate you. Please be so kind to assassinate yourself and then forward me the proof. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian assassin”

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I relate a lot to this assassin.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    think it through dummy.

    Pacifier or mannequin? What kind of dummy are you thinking it through?

    (The comma splice didn’t have the same potential)

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    • AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hmm, I vote for “crash test”.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeah i want to get referrals from the widow and new husband

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  and saying your name right away is the first thing any top assassin should do when sending emails to their victims.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The names’s Bond. James Bond.

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• Tiger_Man_@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Professionals have standards

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• kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Once there’s 47 Re:’s in the subject of the final email a call comes in

  “Contract complete. Well done 47.”

  Another classic Hitman assassination of getting someone to kill themselves due to never ending meaningless emails

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• Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Top top, or like top 10 in the graduating class?

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Know what they call an assassin that graduated last in his class? “Assassin”

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• moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All you gotta do is convince them you’re a bottom and they leave you alone.

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everybody knows this information goes in the signature.

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