Well it would be stupid to say you are a bad assassin, think it through dummy.
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Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.
- AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago- antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago- Pull an “Albanian virus”: - “Hi, I am an Albanian assassin but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to assassinate you. Please be so kind to assassinate yourself and then forward me the proof. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards,Albanian assassin” - Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago- I relate a lot to this assassin. 
 
- corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago- think it through dummy. - Pacifier or mannequin? What kind of dummy are you thinking it through? - (The comma splice didn’t have the same potential) - AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago- Hmm, I vote for “crash test”. 
 
- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago- yeah i want to get referrals from the widow and new husband 
 
- umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago[deleted]- jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago- The names’s Bond. James Bond. 
 
- Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 3 weeks ago- Professionals have standards 
- kautau@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago- Once there’s 47 - Re:’s in the subject of the final email a call comes in- “Contract complete. Well done 47.” - Another classic Hitman assassination of getting someone to kill themselves due to never ending meaningless emails 
- Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago- Top top, or like top 10 in the graduating class? - shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago- Know what they call an assassin that graduated last in his class? “Assassin” 
 
- moody@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago- All you gotta do is convince them you’re a bottom and they leave you alone. 
- dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago- Everybody knows this information goes in the signature. 
Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Noone wants to be confused with a bottom assassin.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the assassassin is to be feared
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If there’s a “best” assassin, it only stands to reason that there’s also a “worst” assassin.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Maybe the worst assassins are all the friends we made along the way.