Comment on What if LGBT adopts a white and grey striped flag to replace the rainbow? Then Florida would have to abolish crosswalks entirely.

• Steve@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know it when I see it

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow, toweldar.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ugh, I can’t believe my towel is only into me after it’s been used by my partner.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This might help determine whether or not they enjoy the company of a particular gender, but you couldn’t use this method to identify, for example, bisexuality. Unless you take group showers, I guess.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, I guess my gay bath towel just isn’t in to me. Whatever, I’m still gonna make him rub my cheeks.

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• toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lift its skirt?

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That does sound like something a toilet observer would suggest.

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  • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t that only tell the ‘parts’ rather than the sexuality, gender, and so on?

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What are you, a communist?

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• Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In much of the world, they’re all female

  La toalla / la serviette

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Still, I appreciate the revelation!

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