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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How can you tell the sexuality of a towel?

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I know it when I see it

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wow, toweldar.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ugh, I can’t believe my towel is only into me after it’s been used by my partner.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This might help determine whether or not they enjoy the company of a particular gender, but you couldn’t use this method to identify, for example, bisexuality. Unless you take group showers, I guess.

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn, I guess my gay bath towel just isn’t in to me. Whatever, I’m still gonna make him rub my cheeks.

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  • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lift its skirt?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That does sound like something a toilet observer would suggest.

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    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t that only tell the ‘parts’ rather than the sexuality, gender, and so on?

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What are you, a communist?

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  • Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In much of the world, they’re all female

    La toalla / la serviette

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Still, I appreciate the revelation!

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• neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, there are worse hobbies…

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So you’re saying my bi bath towels were taken by someone else?

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• Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Quiet you, I’m trying to buy in while they’re still under the radar.

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