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ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Steve@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes I collect gay bath towels

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How can you tell the sexuality of a towel?

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    • Steve@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know it when I see it

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wow, toweldar.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.

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      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ugh, I can’t believe my towel is only into me after it’s been used by my partner.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This might help determine whether or not they enjoy the company of a particular gender, but you couldn’t use this method to identify, for example, bisexuality. Unless you take group showers, I guess.

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      • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Damn, I guess my gay bath towel just isn’t in to me. Whatever, I’m still gonna make him rub my cheeks.

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    • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lift its skirt?

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That does sound like something a toilet observer would suggest.

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      • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t that only tell the ‘parts’ rather than the sexuality, gender, and so on?

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    • Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In much of the world, they’re all female

      La toalla / la serviette

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Still, I appreciate the revelation!

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, there are worse hobbies…

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you’re saying my bi bath towels were taken by someone else?

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  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Quiet you, I’m trying to buy in while they’re still under the radar.

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