use uranium to serve charcuterie, meat heats up, no one wants hot fuet and melted cheese :(
and they all died of radiation poisoning, the end
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Who says no to the random meat? The surface is largely inconsequential, unless it’s shit or uranium or somesuch.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 months ago
klemptor@startrek.website 8 months ago
Cold cuts are a no from me - too unhealthy.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 months ago
They’re high is protein, iron, zinc, and b12. Good in moderation, like most things.
Isoprenoid@programming.dev 8 months ago
Not according to latest studies, there is no safe level of processed meat consumption.
Cold cuts are often processed, rather than delivered raw.
Secondary News Article: sciencealert.com/massive-review-finds-no-safe-lev…
Original Study: www.nature.com/articles/s41591-025-03775-8
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Feels like it would be easier to list what doesn’t increase your risk of some horrible illness these days.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
A stranger once offered my wife a bag of raw kangaroo meat as a thank you for helping them. We have no idea where they got kangaroo meat, as we live in Canada.
She accepted it, but by the time she got home it looked highly suspicious and we didn’t eat it :(
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 months ago
vegetarians, probably
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
Yup, personally I prefer my wooden boards loaded with beans.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Ah, the magical fruit.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Legumes in general rock. You just need to season them
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 months ago
I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 months ago
grass-fed long pig
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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