They’re saying snakes do not have diaphragms.
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month agoUhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.
oo1@lemmings.world 1 month ago
These snakes both lay and eat eggs, so they can get abortion with breakfast.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The fuck are you talking about.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Diaphragms are a form of birth control. They are making a joke by deliberating misinterpreting the specific meaning of the word used in an absurdist way, in the Mad Hatter style.
littletoolshed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wtf, dude, I fucking lol’d at your joke, and I’m just floored at all the subsequent downvotes. I’m so sorry, I really only meant to trigger a fun conversation but something else happened… 🤷♂️😅
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You did nothing wrong! And you did, for better or worse. I still had fun learning about lemmy’s perception of irony. Actually, I wanted to know whether you had some specific way of filtering out AI anatomical images? My top 200 images are all AI or unrelated and it makes me sad.
kadup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m sure this is a woosh. Let me rephrase the thread.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?
kadup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If it’s a joke it’s a shitty joke.
If it’s not you’re just doubling down.
Barring all that being a douchebag to people who don’t “get” your brilliant fuckin joke is… Douchebag activity who could have guessed?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did… did you click the link?
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I had the same kneejerk reaction to the comment, until I checked the link