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rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It was Cave Johnson for me.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I just read it twice, with both, in my head.

    Cave Johnson was funnier.

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    • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For Cave, the signoff would be:

    I’m Cave Johnson, don’t @ me.

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• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way.

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  • cfi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The enumerations would work if he’s reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn’t like it

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      With irritated paper-shuffling noises.

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      On second thought, could be 1980s Cave Johnson, when Aperture was seriously in decline.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  emergency testing initiative voice from the start of P2, just for the maximum level of unpersonness

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• WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I prefer the robotic announcer with the fake uplifting tone

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  JK Simmons would do this press release proud.

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think specifically Portal 1 GLADOS.

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• l_b_i@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think I’ve seen this with audio for both.

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