Hey, I’ll let you know that I’m a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don’t hate the world, only the parts that aren’t french
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drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
Ethalis@jlai.lu 3 months ago
drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
La chocolatine n’existe pas, ducon.
drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.
dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 3 months ago
And this is the moment I realized that German “tja” (“well”) probably comes from French “tiens” even though I’ve had five years of French in school.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My understanding is french is the most Germanic of the romance languages, so I’d guess it came to them both from an older Germanic language
barsoap@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Unlikely as many Germanic languages have it, with similar meanings. It’s a variant of “ja”, yes. Add a bit of laconicy and you can make “Well.” a sentence in itself.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
What’s your opinion on Bretons, Ocintians, and French Walloons? Choose thine answer… wisely.
Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 months ago
And paris, from what I’ve heard.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
That very much depends on whether they’re a Parisian or not. Though even if they’re Parisian it’s still 50/50.
sevon@lemmy.kde.social 3 months ago
Not every judgmental asshole who hates the world is french.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Quebec here. Can confirm, bitch.
drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
inlandempire@jlai.lu 3 months ago
It’s a venn diagram where french is fully inside the circle
return_void@programming.dev 3 months ago
I’m french and your representation is oversimplifying and not even close to grabbing the complexity of the real world
inlandempire@jlai.lu 3 months ago
Oui ça s’appelle l’humour mdr
loonsun@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Mais il est juste l’évidence de ton point
drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 months ago
So many people on lemmy seem to not be the types to hate based on nationality, except for this. The only nationalities I have seen attacked on here are Trumpicans and the French. Trumpicans at least are an ideology, but what is happening with the French that makes them the exception?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
French is a spectrum?