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On one hand: World peace forever

On the other hand: cabbage

Tough choice.

Well sure, but it was mostly to spite the British, so fair game.

If you don’t like Alexandria that much, we can always come back to Alexandropolis or Alexandria

We’re a scientific institution and as a scientific institution, we are just following science that states that women are less capable than men!

Science doesn’t support this, actually.

Well it would if you’d just let us sabotage women’s grades.

And Sgranada somewhere in present-day Russia

Tankification beam go bzzt

Explanation: The Soviet benefactor Joseph Stalin had a clever tendency of literally removing the people’s political opponents from high places. In order to defend the greater good, and discredit the nazi bourgeosie, he often would have photos enhanced (and official accounts would be modified to cite more accurate sources accordingly) to help prominent aristocratic enemies find other jobs somewhere else like far away at the farm with my old dog Brutus, leaving only the Great Genius Stalin [keep this bit] as the major surviving figure of the Bolshevik revolution in the retellings, as it should be because it’s super cool to commit several genocides on your own population.

Thanks for checking! It was a stupid joke about Garfield the cat.

Year 2789: in the great DVDtheque of New Mbabane, a scholar finds a forgotten documentary called “Pepsi ads 2027-2051 compilation” which alludes to ‘space lads’ coming to Nevada on ‘space boars’, laying waste and pillaging casinos (places of worship during the empire of the USA era)

OK so when will the next sea people/steppe barbarians/desert tribes come to fuck up the current empire and from where?

He famously died with these last words: “I bet it’s Monday”