Comment on How to respectfully and subtly tell dad and his new gf they're too loud when having sex?

fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• athairmor@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Make it dad’s ex-wife to really get to him.

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  • Yermaw@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The oedipus offensive

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I giggled far too long at this

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do you know he’s divorced and not widowed

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    • mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did they stutter?

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    • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s nothing like a cool body on a warm summer night.

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I choose that guys wife.

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      • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        this guy’s dead wife*

        Still fits!

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is the way.

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• YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t see another solution.

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  • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have loud sex with dad make girlfriend sleep in your bed?

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Genius! She’ll hear the commotion and tell Dad to keep it down.

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And dont forget to make eye contact with him to assert dominance.

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A true power move.

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