Comment on DOJ to ask judge to force Google to sell off Chrome, Bloomberg reports

• errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  God damnit.

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You forgot the unrelated rant in the middle about toasters being too dark these days or some shit.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He also didn’t say his name three times in 10 seconds. Then sort of fade off and vaguely staring to the distance.

    They said to me Donald, Donald, they said Donald, they do amazing things, real bigly things, my father, my father, said to me Donald, they do big things Google land. Really good things… Yeah… Big things…

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    • Cyber@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I love to see professionals in action.

      That’s craft(wo)manship right there.

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  • xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And a series of words that sounds kinda like a complex sentence when you listen to it, but actually means nothing whatsoever

    And he says to me… a very smart guy, Mark, he’s really doing… he’s really got to show… when he does things he really does them, you know, like he really does, it’s very impressive, very modern

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• ulterno@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Username checks out

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oogles of googles

  Google: furiously writing down cereal ideas

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  <Fellates microphone>

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    …I mean, you do you buddy.

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    • WildPalmTree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But (s)he is doing the microphone!

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