Comment on DOJ to ask judge to force Google to sell off Chrome, Bloomberg reports

Rogue@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Google is such a good company, one the best. Everybody says it. I was just talking to John Google the other day, and he tells me, no really he did, he tells me we’re going to do amazing things together. Oogles of googles. That’s what we’ll sell. Everybody will know about google by this time next year. It’s true.

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    God damnit.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You forgot the unrelated rant in the middle about toasters being too dark these days or some shit.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He also didn’t say his name three times in 10 seconds. Then sort of fade off and vaguely staring to the distance.

      They said to me Donald, Donald, they said Donald, they do amazing things, real bigly things, my father, my father, said to me Donald, they do big things Google land. Really good things… Yeah… Big things…

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      • Cyber@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I love to see professionals in action.

        That’s craft(wo)manship right there.

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    • xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And a series of words that sounds kinda like a complex sentence when you listen to it, but actually means nothing whatsoever

      And he says to me… a very smart guy, Mark, he’s really doing… he’s really got to show… when he does things he really does them, you know, like he really does, it’s very impressive, very modern

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oogles of googles

    Google: furiously writing down cereal ideas

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    <Fellates microphone>

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      …I mean, you do you buddy.

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      • WildPalmTree@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        But (s)he is doing the microphone!

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• 0xb@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That would be the logical thing according to common sense and probably according to pichai a few weeks ago, but trump just nominated an anti big tech and musk friend to the FCC. musk is behind almost everybody in ai and autonomous cars so he’ll definitely push to hamper all competitors.

  Sure, we don’t know how far would they go or how long will musk keep having white house influence and personally breaking up google is now off the table, but I don’t think they will get off the hook too easily.

  So surely a very big bribe.

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