Comment on Blessica Blimpson

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

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  • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or whose last name is Blimpson.

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    • IcyToes@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t think you can “knock up” a guy.

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      • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.

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      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Not with that attitude.

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        you can certainly try

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      • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        With a mace everything is possible.

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      • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean, you can knock up a trans guy

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      • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Damn :(

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    someone who likes the name Blessica

    I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”

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    • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Blive, blaugh, blove

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        To… blave…

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      • MadhuGururajan@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Is that you scoob?

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    • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

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    • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s a crunchy mom?

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”

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• JayDee@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?

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• mr_satan@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.

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  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think you mean the bleginning

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.

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