Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Comment on Blessica Blimpson
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
mr_satan@monyet.cc 1 year ago
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
M137@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I think you mean the bleginning
watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
bluewing@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s a crunchy mom?
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
accideath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I don’t think you can “knock up” a guy.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
you can certainly try
Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Damn :(
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not with that attitude.
accideath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 year ago
With a mace everything is possible.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?