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BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.

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  • thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ahh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.

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  • nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The universe was created along with the release os temple os. Everything before are just memories implanted on us.

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  • jas0n@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Half the earth was actually created in 1969. The other half was finished 12 hours later =]

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• leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Earth will be created in 2036. This is just a rehearsal.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Earth was created on January 1st, 1970 and will end on January 19th, 2038.

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  • msage@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember a time when all of this happens again

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We’re doing the extra-silly speedthrough right now. Next time will be much more comprehensible.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”

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  • Soleos@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.

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• Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Last Thursday.

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I could never get the hang of thursdays

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    • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shriveled, and a little to the left.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  God created your with your memories as-is this morning when you woke up

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• modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was also raised as a young earth creationist and it was always 6k years old for me but I could not begin to tell you why.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.

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• Live_your_lives@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  6,000 to 12,000 years old is what I heard. I’m guessing that this “Christians Against Science” page is a joke community that is making fun of YECs by saying it’s 4,000.

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