Bethesda's re-releases and remasters are getting outta control.

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• NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am pretty sure Hard Drive dot net is a satirical tech blog.

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    • Joeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Okay, hear me out… I have no place for this anymore because conspiracy theories are overrun by super crazy people… but that’s not my point right now…

      So, my conspiracy theory is that some government entity established satirical websites as a means to spread misinformation or to desensitize the population…

      It’s really strange that like pre 2008 (i dont have excat dates here), there were basically none of these kinds of sites, and then they started popping up everywhere…

      It’s one of those things that I believe got us to this point…

      But I’m probably crazy and wrong who knows

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• iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  (it’s satire, for those unaware, but damn funny)

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  • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The problem is that it’s believable at this point

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have zero interest in them remastering the older games. I 100% do not want an unreal engine Morrowind remaster. I want Morrowind to be a buggy exploitable mess where I can buff my intelligence and speed into 5 digit numbers.

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    to be fair what has happened to oblivion is that the game still runs entirely on the old creation engine, but the renderer and all the graphics assets have been swapped for unreal engine. you get old bugs as well as new bugs.

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Dylan wasn’t even born yet when the original announcement trailer released,” Carter said, shedding a single tear, “now that he’s seven, I get to share the experience of watching that announcement for the first time. I can’t wait to see his jaw drop as he realizes what he’s seeing."

  Article is some top tier parody lol

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• C1pher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  People who buy this crap are out of control. Vote with your wallet.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was in highschool when skyrim came out, that one cracked install we had was shared like a used needle

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Really though, surely this game couldn’t be too far off by now

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bethesda made it sound like all studio resources went to starfield first, they’ve only been working on ES6 for a year or two. Just 10 more years to go!

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The thing is with how tes5 went they kiiiiind of need to have nazi elves as the bad guys they were setting up, and they kiiiiind of need to be extremely the bad guys, and thats gonna be rough in the current political climate-they’re literally in the same city as a naval academy and nsa hq; it would be super awkward.

      I mean, they should, but they’re kind of owned by MS so…

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The trailer could use a remaster though

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• insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wonder if someone has/will make a fell for Todd’s lies again award meme with the bewildered guy wearing an Iron_Helmet_(Skyrim). Probably needs some real headlines/reviews (well, aside from Starfield).

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