(it’s satire, for those unaware, but damn funny)
Bethesda's re-releases and remasters are getting outta control.
Submitted 1 month ago by Kolanaki@pawb.social to [deleted]
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iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The problem is that it’s believable at this point
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Dylan wasn’t even born yet when the original announcement trailer released,” Carter said, shedding a single tear, “now that he’s seven, I get to share the experience of watching that announcement for the first time. I can’t wait to see his jaw drop as he realizes what he’s seeing."
Article is some top tier parody lol
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have zero interest in them remastering the older games. I 100% do not want an unreal engine Morrowind remaster. I want Morrowind to be a buggy exploitable mess where I can buff my intelligence and speed into 5 digit numbers.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 1 month ago
to be fair what has happened to oblivion is that the game still runs entirely on the old creation engine, but the renderer and all the graphics assets have been swapped for unreal engine. you get old bugs as well as new bugs.
C1pher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People who buy this crap are out of control. Vote with your wallet.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was in highschool when skyrim came out, that one cracked install we had was shared like a used needle
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Really though, surely this game couldn’t be too far off by now
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bethesda made it sound like all studio resources went to starfield first, they’ve only been working on ES6 for a year or two. Just 10 more years to go!
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The thing is with how tes5 went they kiiiiind of need to have nazi elves as the bad guys they were setting up, and they kiiiiind of need to be extremely the bad guys, and thats gonna be rough in the current political climate-they’re literally in the same city as a naval academy and nsa hq; it would be super awkward.
I mean, they should, but they’re kind of owned by MS so…
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The trailer could use a remaster though
insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
I wonder if someone has/will make a fell for Todd’s lies again award meme with the bewildered guy wearing an Iron_Helmet_(Skyrim). Probably needs some real headlines/reviews (well, aside from Starfield).
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 month ago
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I am pretty sure Hard Drive dot net is a satirical tech blog.
Joeffect@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay, hear me out… I have no place for this anymore because conspiracy theories are overrun by super crazy people… but that’s not my point right now…
So, my conspiracy theory is that some government entity established satirical websites as a means to spread misinformation or to desensitize the population…
It’s really strange that like pre 2008 (i dont have excat dates here), there were basically none of these kinds of sites, and then they started popping up everywhere…
It’s one of those things that I believe got us to this point…
But I’m probably crazy and wrong who knows