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fuck the rules!

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s going undercover at the Kwik-E-Mart

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  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My wife and I smuggle candy and booze in to the theaters all the time. Theaters are so understaffed and mostly by teenagers and they dont give a fuck what we’re doing.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They won’t let you smuggle and use a popcorn machine though, they have limits.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I smuggled a whole pan of brownies once. I barely even tried to hide it, but nobody asked about the weirdly square bulge on my stomach. They don't care.

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    • a_person@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nobody at amc is payed enough to care

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Last time I walked in with a big Burger King cup and a bag with cheeseburgers

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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I bring my water bottle to theaters and nobody gives a flying fuck. 98% of the time it is water but every now and then I do bring an alcoholic beverage and nobody ever bothers checking to make sure it’s only water

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      99% of theatre staff are teens, the managers are like 20. As a fellow teen they used to intimidate me, now I walk in with a backpack full of snacks and they don’t even bother to ask to look in the bag anymore.

      P.s. any place that doesn’t allow outside food, just tell them you have a special diet/religious diet/kosher/hallal and they can’t do anything but wave you through with your food

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  • jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m more a spaghetti-in-the-purse fan myself.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wear a snow jacket which I hollow out and fill with chili cheese dogs, then I abandon it in the bathroom trash can. It would actually be cheaper just to buy the hot dog and the nachos, but it’s the challenge that motivates me.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why not just a bag of spag?

      youtube.com/shorts/joerLB05OZY

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A ten-gallon hat on a one-quart head.

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