My wife and I smuggle candy and booze in to the theaters all the time. Theaters are so understaffed and mostly by teenagers and they dont give a fuck what we’re doing.
fuck the rules!
Submitted 15 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Toneswirly@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
They won’t let you smuggle and use a popcorn machine though, they have limits.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 7 hours ago
I smuggled a whole pan of brownies once. I barely even tried to hide it, but nobody asked about the weirdly square bulge on my stomach. They don't care.
a_person@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Nobody at amc is payed enough to care
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Last time I walked in with a big Burger King cup and a bag with cheeseburgers
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I bring my water bottle to theaters and nobody gives a flying fuck. 98% of the time it is water but every now and then I do bring an alcoholic beverage and nobody ever bothers checking to make sure it’s only water
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
99% of theatre staff are teens, the managers are like 20. As a fellow teen they used to intimidate me, now I walk in with a backpack full of snacks and they don’t even bother to ask to look in the bag anymore.
P.s. any place that doesn’t allow outside food, just tell them you have a special diet/religious diet/kosher/hallal and they can’t do anything but wave you through with your food
jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
I’m more a spaghetti-in-the-purse fan myself.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
I wear a snow jacket which I hollow out and fill with chili cheese dogs, then I abandon it in the bathroom trash can. It would actually be cheaper just to buy the hot dog and the nachos, but it’s the challenge that motivates me.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Why not just a bag of spag?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 hours ago
A ten-gallon hat on a one-quart head.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
She’s going undercover at the Kwik-E-Mart