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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists say quantum tech has reached its transistor moment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So the thing with useful quantum computers is that if they ever do make it actually work and manage to scale it up, the first thing they will do is render most modern encryption obsolete over night. My guess is that Bluffdale has a mountain of encrypted data they’d start cracking immediately.

  My cynicism can’t allow me to think that we’d hear about it until years after that backlog is cleared and the NSA (and now by extension Israel and Russia) have backdoored any network of interested 10 times over.

  The far more likely scenario is that this like stable/cold-ish Fusion, practical graphene, CRiSPER miracle cures are still way more theory than driveable cars at this point and for next several years at least. These folks just want more money and have to keep claiming they are close to get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You won: Microsoft is walking back Windows 11’s AI overload — scaling down Copilot and rethinking Recall in a major shift⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Prolific cannibal promises to review their choice in seasonings to be more tactful as they continue to feast on PC users’ privacy, freedom and last scraps of digital dignity on a global scale.

  I am sure that this empty promise of change has everything to do with their user empathy and absolutely nothing to do with their recent financial results which indicated how hollow their AI-slop-bullshit revenue growth was last quarter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft gave FBI a set of BitLocker encryption keys to unlock suspects' laptops: Reports | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Except that Microsoft basically puts a gun to every users head to login with a Microsoft account which can/does backup the recovery keys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft gave FBI a set of BitLocker encryption keys to unlock suspects' laptops: Reports | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  BitLocker provides for a recovery key. This is to allow someone to regain access to an encrypted device in the event that they lose their PIN, any one of these scenarios happen, OR when suspects do not want to cooperate with LEOs.

  Find your BitLocker recovery key

  If the target device is part of an enterprise and managed with EntraId/Intune this is the option. Escrowed keys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Guide to the Circular Deals Underpinning the AI Boom | A web of interlinked investments raises the risk of cascading losses if AI falls short of its potential.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bloomberg can fuck off after what they did to Gamers Nexus recently. Zero credibility there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨India's proposed phone security rules that are worrying tech firms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Given that these same objecting companies have had tens of thousands of Indian developers, with source code access for iOS and Android, on their payrolls for decades now … I am not sure why they would suddenly be worried about this now.