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• LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What about, y’know, doing the actual research you’re supposed to be writing about?

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just ask chatgpt to do that.

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    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And why write 4000 words that makes sense every day when the LLM can hallucinate 120 papers every day.

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  • MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The data is left as an exercise to the reader.

    If it worked for Grandpas Bible then it can work here too!

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• dugmeup@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Lol someone is equating writing the next twilight saga to research, which requires (checks notes) … research

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bonus points if you take all those words you wrote, sort them alphabetically, and publish them as ~3k word works. Challenge the STEM community to reconstruct your original papers.

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• ornery_chemist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I know of a mamager who unironically believes this for internal corporate technical reports (ours are academic style and more rigorous and formal than they need be…). It’s not quite to this extent, but I’ve heard overheard conversations where the manager apparently can’t fathom why their subordinates are incapable of double digits over a year.

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• amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Easy there Mr. Hubbard!

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