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Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Aeao@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Until you realise once your job is done after being activated you may not be worth retrieving or someone else’s activation is to make sure you can’t talk about what you have done.

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    • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s already a concern in my day to day life.

      I’ve been deemed expendable by companies and people have shot at me. Shit just happens man, naturally.

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      • Isolde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Now I must hear what it is you do, that being used as target practice is a part of your current life.

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      • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’ve been deemed expendable by companies and people have shot at me.

        That’s not the typical experience… Mind elaborating a little?

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  • MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Typically you would not have access to the “money” part to maintain your cover. Never be allowed to chill, because chill agents end up in prison.

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    • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sorry for the double reply and I this is shower thoughts not anything scientific.

      I do have to argue “chill” people don’t get caught at all. That’s what separates a sleeper agent from a spy or espionage agent.

      Sleeper agents are just waiting and being a normal dude

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    • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But I’ll be out up in place where my job will pay for my living and give me time to “spy” which is just socializing.

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      • MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Again, your government will not be paying you until you are activated and “maybe” return home.

        And you’ll be “spying” on people you’ll probably hate. Like, if you’re given the chance to move up in your cover career to be Epstein’s personal island assistant, you’re obligated to take it and do a good job.

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      • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, a sleeper agent will have to have a boring ass regular job as part of the cover. You will literally work more, since you will have to work your regular job and your spy job at the same time.

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  • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “We need you to get close to this person. We can’t tell you why”

    “And you guys are assigning me friends! I love this job!

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The fun part is that you can just decide thats what youe life currently is. Your memories of friends and family? All plants. Your lack of kung fu skills? Deliberately dormant until you receive the activation phrase.

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    • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I suddenly want to get really into kung fu lol

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      • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        image of popular film Matrix with Neo and Morpheus in dojo scene

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