Bacon

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• NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I remember when the internet was obsessed with bacon memes in like 2010

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes

    I tried a “bacon ale” at a festival, which was a shitty super bitter IPA (as was the tend, gotta max those IBUs) that tasted of raw bacon. It was still the worst beer I’ve ever had.

    I got a bacon candle as a gift which was absolutely terrible. It just smelled bad, and not at all like cooking bacon.

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    • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just put a wick in the jar you pour strained bacon grease into. I’m sure that would work.

      Probably.

      Hmm… now I’m wondering if it would…

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    • jimmux@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why would anyone want something that provides the olfactory promise of bacon, but never delivers actual bacon?

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    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, bacon beers are shit. Never understood the hype.

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT

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  • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That was an astroturfing campaign due to a surplus of pork.

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    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Part of that campaign was dubbing Ninox novaeseelandiae “the morepork owl”.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Had no idea black bears ate pigs until a bear wandered in my door door prompting a visit from the state guy that handles bear activity around here.

  “Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out.”

  “More likely he followed your pig inside to eat him.”

  “Excuse me say what?”

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  • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out.”

    wut

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *dog door

      I could not have dropped a worse word to make that story nonsensical. :(

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  • percent@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How did the pig use the dog?

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *dog door

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *door

    You dropped this

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon

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