Submitted 4 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Had no idea black bears ate pigs until a bear wandered in my door door prompting a visit from the state guy that handles bear activity around here.
“Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out.”
“More likely he followed your pig inside to eat him.”
“Excuse me say what?”
*door
You dropped this
How did the pig use the dog?
*dog door
“Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out.”
wut
*dog door
I could not have dropped a worse word to make that story nonsensical. :(
I remember when the internet was obsessed with bacon memes in like 2010
THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT
Yes
I tried a “bacon ale” at a festival, which was a shitty super bitter IPA (as was the tend, gotta max those IBUs) that tasted of raw bacon. It was still the worst beer I’ve ever had.
I got a bacon candle as a gift which was absolutely terrible. It just smelled bad, and not at all like cooking bacon.
Why would anyone want something that provides the olfactory promise of bacon, but never delivers actual bacon?
Yeah, bacon beers are shit. Never understood the hype.
Just put a wick in the jar you pour strained bacon grease into. I’m sure that would work.
Probably.
Hmm… now I’m wondering if it would…
That was an astroturfing campaign due to a surplus of pork.
Part of that campaign was dubbing Ninox novaeseelandiae “the morepork owl”.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon