I'm bored please amuse me

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• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  there are more bones in your body than stars in your body.

  hope that amuses you.

  the most common disease is a brain controlling parasite affecting about half the population.

  Heterosexuality was considered a disease before homosexuality.

  Jews in ancient Babylon used to bury bowls with spells to prevent sex dreams with Adam’s first wife. (divorced cougars, ammiright)

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  • LadyButterfly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ll have you know I have 17 stars in my body!

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• Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have done my best.

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  • LadyButterfly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Haha that’s brilliant thanks so much!

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It is extremely improbable that we would even exist to be having this conversation.

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  • LadyButterfly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Good point. And even less probable that we’d exist the same time, both use lemmy and you’d see this post

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• Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can shake my eyes when I look at my nose

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  • LadyButterfly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Eeeeek!! That’s a good party trick

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