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• Seaguy05@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh oh 1: every time you’re at a concert the tallest person stands in front of you 2: your fast food order is always wrong

  These are my partner’s super powers and it’s hilarious.

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• zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It takes you 4 tries to insert a USB-A plug

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  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So... life as normal?

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    • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You and everyone else.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Subscribed. Don’t want to be cursed for not subscribing.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mild Curse: You subscribe, but everything you wanted to submit has already been posted. You find the remaining posts uninteresting. You comment, but no one replies or upvotes. People are raving about the new community, but to you, it’s just “meh” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wet socks can be more than a mild curse. That’s how trench foot became such a dangerous disease during WWI.

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  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People cursed with this will likely just need to stop wearing shoes and switch to sandals only

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    • Albbi@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Incompatible with life in Canada. Most cold countries I’d assume.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  On every keyboard you use, one of the letters is flaky. It’s a different letter each time. Sometimes it sticks down, and you get “ttttttttt”, someimes i doesn’ work attttttttttt all.

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  • pticrix@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I got this curse, though it only doubles a letter, not nine-tuples it. The biggest curse, is that the only cure I found when the curse starts, it is to remove the keyboard drivers and let Windows (ugh, I know) reinstall them. Here’s the keyboard drivers I’m presented with each timee : (double e left in for good measure) Device Manager (Win 11), 7 HID Keyboard Devices, no way to figure out what is what

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• naught101@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hilarious. I’m in.

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• bampop@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When shopping for clothes or shoes, you will find items in your size, and your preferred color/style. But never both at the same time.

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• plm00@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You always dribble a little bit when you pull your pants back up.

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• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In any foodstuff which says “average contents”, followed by a number, you will always get fewer than average.

  For example, your packet of chicken nuggets says “average contents : 24 nuggets”. You are the person who receives 23 nuggets.

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• Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You always use the wrong key the first time trying to unlock a door.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see zero posts on my instance. I may be the first subscriber from here!

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  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Strange, there are many posts
    https://piefed.social/c/mildcurses

    It kind of blew up

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They pulled into my instance not long after! I think sometimes you have to be the first subscriber to see content because the instance itself won’t subscribe if nobody wants that data.

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