Man on my word

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• Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A clogged drain needs to be taken seriously. Not only does it render at least one drain useless, improper de-clogging can lead to the blockage simply moving further down the plumbing system, and that can cause even more issues.

  Plumbing is not a joke. Be up front with your sexual desires.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Checks inside the toolbox

  “This… isn’t a screwdriver.” click vibrating sounds

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  • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    An electric hammer changed my life, I recommend it

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  • Signtist@bookwormstory.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ooh, what a nice feature to help dislodge rusty screws!

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A girl asked me to fix her vacuum.

  I couldn’t figure out how to fix the Spinny brush, my vaccuums Spinny brush also doesn’t work. Those thing are a nightmare.

  Didn’t fix her vacuum but we did have sex for like a year after that.

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  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    instructions unclear, dick stuck, yadda yadda

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• isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  why toolbox when 2L of 98% distilled sulfuric acid does the job just fine (disclaimer: you may not have pipes anymore after that)

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• Soup@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look, as long as I have time to clean up afterwards there’s no shame in her asking for help and then adding on something extra if she’s feeling it. I will always do what I promised to do and anything more is, well, more.

  Besides, showing up without tools and expecting sex is fucking weird and fixing someone’s stuff out of the kindness of your heart is rewarding no matter how the evening turns out.

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• wirelesswire@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Relevant (NSFW kinda)

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Age restricted even sadge

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    • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I believe in a free internet. In this case children are far more at risk of life-alterating trauma from their personal surroundings than anything they could see on the internet with themes relating to content intended for mature audiences. References to porn are much tamer than references to sexual assault and murder, looking at you YouTube. Here’s a link

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is there any way to bypass it anymore?

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  • bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    lemmynsfw.com/post/15428229

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      gold.

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  • kamikazerusher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok, I did not expect that ending

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• anonymous_in_atl@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Clogs usually need to be cleared out with more than lye, they need physical agitation with an augur.

  If you’re asking for sex, you will do everyone a favor by asking for sex as opposed to “laying pipe” because I will go and buy a lot of PVC and drywall.

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  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be direct so I know whether to bring pipe dope or the chronic

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• creamlike504@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not a fan of guessing games. Say what you want to make clear what you want.

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sex AND getting free labor? Move aside girl, I’m gonna date that handy(wo)man.

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• lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you unclog her drain, then you suck her cock, what’s not to like

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  • anonymous_in_atl@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    sounds arousing

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Lemme guess: He fixes the pipes?”

  “Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.”

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