Imagine being scooped up by that thing, never even likely knowing previously what being that high up in the air meant. Being in awe of what you are seeing as you are carried to your doom, only to be horrifically and painfully eaten alive.
*Record scratch* freeze frame
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HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
And that’s if the bird doesnt fuck you on the way. Which… Just look.
rdri@lemmy.world 1 day ago
…or to be thrown down.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I hate this trope
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The funny thing is, it’s not a trope that was ever actually used unironically. Stopping to narrate is a thing, record scratches are a thing, but they were never used in that specific combination until it was used to make fun of it.
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I generally mean this freeze frame “Yes, this is me. You probably wondered how I got in this situation…”
match@pawb.social 21 hours ago
take it up with Odysseus
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Why is that bird so fucking dirty?
laranis@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Nature.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Because he’s carrying a rat?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Oh thats more than carrying.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
Not for long
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Baba O’Riley plays
Spesknight@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
“Yup, I am in danger”
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. Funny story actually. It all started…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
cut to small rodent slapping an alarm clock and burying itself in bedsheets
cyrano@piefed.social 23 hours ago
And this is how I met your mother