Kevin Smith, poet.

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• trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Time to put down the phone, Kevin

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How did his daughter grow up to be older than him

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  • ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Poor guy, her CBT is sucking the essence of him over the decades

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is a price to everything.

      This one seems suspiciously low however.

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• Tmiwi@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  17 years ago, wow

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    man, I didn’t need that.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She offered him chocolate pretzels but he politely declined.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Awwwww… That’s so romantic.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So he’s saying it’s not pink.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One in the stink, two in the stink.

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• Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do they go ass to mouth?

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  • zammy95@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You never go ass to mouth.

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    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s ok to go ass to mouth.

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• FoolishObserver@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Like the back of a Volkswagen?

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• outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Life goals

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• aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes the second in command of C.L.I.T.

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• hesh@quokk.au ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cringe af to begin with before he spelled it “pOwns”

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    2009 Internet was a different place tbf

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