Table service

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• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”

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• sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  👍🏼

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Two minutes or two bites, but realistically when you can get to it. You wanna make sure they got everything they ordered, and it’s not burnt or undercooked or anything. The alternative is having to wait to get something fixed if it’s messed up. Source: 7 years a server.

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why would a server do… Oh! Like a waiter!

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They take care of the house while the master is away 👐

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  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That Linux really is something else

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No but for real I was like “tf my homelab got to do with this” 😭

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some do it on purpose, according to Ask The Other Site. Lol

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• steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For a second there I was confused why a computer is asking you about your food

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• Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  just do a thumbs up, bro. thumbs up means your cool.

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