Toot toot

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like somebody is tooting their own horn

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• waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A conch wrote this.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, but what do I get out of it?

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you do it right, I think it summons a Kaiju.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That will definitely go over well with my neighbors

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Didgeridoo works as well, not sure which would be better

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your neighbors would probably prefer that you didgeridon’t.

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    • Adalast@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I prefer the didgeridoo.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Apnoea? Apnoeautiful

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds euphemistic

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m very upset the randomized control didn’t involve fake shells.

  Participants received either intervention of shankh blowing or a sham procedure (deep breathing exercise) for 6 months.

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  • thejml@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    man, I can only do deep breathing for a few minutes before I start getting light headed. I cant imagine doing it for 6 straight months!

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