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• AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except Michael Jordan was the Michael Jordan of basketball and quit to become the Michael Jordan of baseball. So that also could happen to you at your current job.

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• Infynis@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure he worked really hard for a really long time to become the Michael Jordan of basketball. He didn’t just make a free throw on a whim and then become probably the most famous player of all time

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  • captainjaneway@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’ll never know.

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want to be the Michael Jordan of underwear salesman.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Underwear? Bruh.

    Shoes.

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I said underwear.

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    • Plopp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Aren’t shoes the underest wear of them all? You’re not wearing anything under the shoes. It’s just ground down there.

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• BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or you could cheat and be Tiger Woods

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where can I be the Micheal Jordan of Space Jam?

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would settle for the Labron James of Space Jam if that is on the table.

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• Gerudo@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was the mj of basketball at one job. Still got let go.

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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe you shouldn’t have been the Michael Jackson of basketball, silly

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too much hang time

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• Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope so. I just switched from 10 year plumbing career to starting my own handyman business

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  • Plopp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, how much for a handy?

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A hundred bucks. Cuddling is an extra hundred.

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Apparently he was actually pretty good at baseball but there was no minor league facility that could accommodate his fandom. So he had to retire before he could really train to compete at that level.

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  • remotedev@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?i…

    .202 in AA isn’t great, compared to other players who are good enough to move up

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• t_berium@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Instead I am the Jordan Michael in mine.

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