Whenever I hear these braggarts looking for praise, I say something smartass like “Hey me too! I’ve been clean since the day I was born and never even wound up harming others or in jail. Interesting!”
You gotta do what ya gotta do
Submitted 7 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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callouscomic@lemm.ee 7 months ago
letsgo@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Yeah, but that just makes you sound like a dick who has no idea what kind of mammoth struggle it is to get off drugs that are designed to be as addictive as possible.
Recommendation for future: either say nothing, or join in with those who congratulate them for their achievement.
lath@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sometimes, some people need to experience the worst in order to be convinced of pursuing the better.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Plot twist they all live in the car
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And his job is dealing drugs.
sqibkw@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is exactly how machine learning works
Vespair@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I’m halfway to success!
rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Wait what about the house?
sicarius@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The real dangers of drugs!
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I have a wife, family, car, and great job, and I’m also addicted to drugs.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 7 months ago
i too drink coffee in the morning
Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
No poison for me thanks, I get energized in the morning by thinking about that thing I said in middle school and everyone got all quiet
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah, coffee…Umm, that’s what I meant.