What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?

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• JoMomma@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your shower needs more airflow

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this a shower thought, or a “damn I’m high, why am I naked in the yard while it’s raining, while shoving a loofah up my ass” thought?

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The latter, but its also raining.

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  • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a good time to me

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s when I get my best ideas. And a clean colon.

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• dragontamer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You need to see the new Wily Wonka movie. (Probably a 7/10 movie, good songs, kind of bad plot but enjoyable)

  But yeah, stealing Cocoa beans from Oompa-Loompas is a big plot point.

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m prepared for the fires but I liked it better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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    • ethman42@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gene wilder is amazing, but that original movie was just fine. The newer one feels more like the book

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Was this shower thought brought to us by AI? Alien Intelligence?

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What lakeside resorts have cocoa beans?

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WHAT?

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• Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know what you’re having, but I want some!

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• intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The arrogant bastards!

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