They say nothing about bedbugs.

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• dojan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll take ghosts over bedbugs any day.

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• Sabin10@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If it’s not haunted then why is it sweating?

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not sweat it’s ectopl… I mean… Huh, must be humid I guess.

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• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s exactly what a haunted chair would say

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  • nothingcorporate@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know very few things in this world, but that chair is definitely haunted.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cushion is 85% farts

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No extra charge for those!

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• rbn@feddit.ch ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In German it’s even funnier if you translate haunted with “besessen” as it means “occupied by bad souls” and “being sit on” at the same time.

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Best way to kill all the bedbugs is to take a flamethrower to it.

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• stoly@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ooh. Rainy chair!

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• ItsAFake@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, well, if it’s not haunted then, why have you gagged it?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It knows things.

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• Gakomi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be fair if they had to mention not hunted I have a feeling that bedbugs might not be a bed deal if that is all that is wrong with it :))

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bedbugs are always a bad deal. I’d take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Based on the edge of that cushion, I have some good news for you

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    • damndotcommie@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is neither an option here?

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