Submitted 9 months ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.
Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.
We haven’t given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome…
It’s big
It’s heavy
It’s wood
So we name it Big Heavy Wood?
It’s better than bad. It’s good!
But does it roll down stairs?
It stopped halfway down for a break.
No idea. I just know that it’s better than bad.
Better check and see if it perhaps belongs to the log lady.
I’m scared to ask, but what?
This better not be like the bottle guy…
Don’t worry, it’ll be automatically rotated.
🙃
I think his bark is worse than his bite but don’t worry - the logcatcher will probably catch him soon.
Ugh, take your damn upvote, ffs
Ah, you’re right. I need to check the log files.
Looks like a fun friend to bring camping or to a bonfire on the beach!
We’re still trying to locate the original parents of the lost log. But so far we haven’t had much luck, the local trees are pretty quiet about this situation…
Hey, I have one in the yard that looks just like it, lemme go quick and check to see if it’s still there or if it’s the one in the picture…
I hope you catch it before it runs away, they’re hard to catch…
It needs some jeans
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3wt2wo
Amazing new product!
badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 9 months ago
What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack, And fits on your back? It’s log, log, log
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Is it better than bad?
badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 9 months ago
It’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log You’re gonna love it, log
over_clox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Log
over_clox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m still not sure what to feed my log though. I’ve tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it’s hungry, what should I feed it?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Virgins? Check the star trek subs.
badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments