I know what I would do

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• IDew@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d call the UK to suck it all up before it lands

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• bardm@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh no, not again.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah the first time was really bad

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a funny way of saying “wiped out the dinosaurs”

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Aint nothing that a beet cant fix” Yeah about that…

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• OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s interesting that the glass is still full of beer. Presumably its contents must have all been accelerated at an identical rate, or else the contents would have spilled across the cosmos.

  Did it emerge, fully-formed, from the primordial energies of the big bang, or is it a probe sent by alcohol-based life forms?

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• Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This doesn’t make any sense.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    See that would be my reaction too

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    • Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why would a full glass of beer, never mind one that is thousands of miles across, and still liquid, be falling onto the Earth?

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• vegaquake@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  either my life is ending or the party is starting

  i see this as a win-win

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• LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Die? No way that’s not ELE.

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• brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Call the homies; tonight’s gonna get wild.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reaches out to try and catch it … the glass is moving so fast it punches a glass sized hole through your head and impacts the surface setting off a small nuclear explosion

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have a pint and wait until it all blows over.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Save the pint, save the world

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Drink up delicious beer from the heavens mmm thank you

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• imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pray to Thor that he may drink it all before it hits us

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• galoisghost@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …bigcommerce.com/…/LDP46135___12421.1657991631.jp…

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk that’s a huge infusion of fresh water onto earth. It might save some lives as it gets added to the water cycle.

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d be glad the glass’s trajectory missed my spacesuit while I haul ass back into my ship. That none of this makes any sense whatsoever is clearly not the point.

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