Homer Simpson: Don’t mind if I do!
Emergency cake
Submitted 8 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The cake is a lie.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
“You will be baked, then there will be cake”
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup…
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
Rodeo@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I always thought it was weird how they put up these giant flashing distractions to tell you not to be distracted.
LavaPlanet@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You would probably drive more carefully with cake, than “the weather is bad”, anyway. So probably a better way to advise. Cake and half full fish tanks, because you’re too lazy to empty them the whole way…
sirico@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Fast sugar, often contains fruit, doesn’t weight much. A good suggestion for surviving a cold journey
Un4@lemm.ee 8 months ago
This is a good advice. I remember once i was transporting a cake for my sisters wedding. Jesus fucking crist how careful was I while driving.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 months ago
Good advice
bzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It took me a second to get because I’m slow but this is clever af
vocornflakes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
bin/cake bake model car
Am I doing this right?
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Cupcakes work too and you can fit a few in the glove box.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Taking the picture as they’re about to slam into the rear end of the vehicle in front of them.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
With brakes on, this close, and this weather, on an on-ramp, they are probs going 20 mph tops.