Emergency cake

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Taking the picture as they’re about to slam into the rear end of the vehicle in front of them.

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  • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With brakes on, this close, and this weather, on an on-ramp, they are probs going 20 mph tops.

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Homer Simpson: Don’t mind if I do!

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Homer and Bart gulping sounds

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The cake is a lie.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You will be baked, then there will be cake”

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup…

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,

    Fuel burning fast on an empty tank

    Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns

    Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

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• Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always thought it was weird how they put up these giant flashing distractions to tell you not to be distracted.

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• LavaPlanet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You would probably drive more carefully with cake, than “the weather is bad”, anyway. So probably a better way to advise. Cake and half full fish tanks, because you’re too lazy to empty them the whole way…

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fast sugar, often contains fruit, doesn’t weight much. A good suggestion for surviving a cold journey

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• Un4@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a good advice. I remember once i was transporting a cake for my sisters wedding. Jesus fucking crist how careful was I while driving.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good advice

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• bzz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It took me a second to get because I’m slow but this is clever af

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• vocornflakes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bin/cake bake model car

  Am I doing this right?

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cupcakes work too and you can fit a few in the glove box.

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