Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

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• formergijoe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly we need serial killers who target nazis and right wing assholes. We could give them medals.

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a reason those don’t exist.

      He’d get hunted down extra fast. The cops would unload full clips on random cars that just look like the killer’s car. They’d send every man they’ve got after the killer, and then burn down the cabin in which he’s hiding.

      Cops are right wing assholes and look after their own.

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• craftyindividual@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    16 tonnes per person per year.

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    • safesyrup@feddit.ch ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spitting straight facts

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They already can become mainstream celebrity and do a bunch of money selling their stories through books and movies. So why bother?

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• key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think they might struggle with the legal work

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  • explodicle@local106.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally a use for NFTs!

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    • Carighan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eh, just another proposed use case where a simple normal database does the job much better. And without unnecessary carbon impact, you’re trying to sell the removal of those after all!

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• ElCanut@jlai.lu ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  9/11 terrorists: I’m gonna make so much money with this

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• tim-clark@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about abortions?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re vogue and green too!

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Using BCs!!

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