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explodicle@local106.com 8 months agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Comment on Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?
explodicle@local106.com 8 months agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 8 months ago
Lol that would be really something
explodicle@local106.com 8 months ago
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
explodicle@local106.com 8 months ago
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.